Thursday, March 20, 2008

2 weeks notice

Dear Uterus,
I hereby inform you of my expectation that in two weeks time you will do the job that you have been neglecting to do for several weeks now. I've got 2 weeks left of birth control pills which should be building up a nice healthy lining, so you have no reason not to shed it. When I think back to all of the months I didn't want to have my period but you provided it with a bunch of cramps to boot it makes me very annoyed that you've chosen to stop working so at this time. But now you have no excuses. I'll do my part if you do yours. And I'm doing my part. So I expect to have a normal period.


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